I love pulling into school in the morning. I just love it. Witnessing
the morning sun shining against my name and my accomplishment for the whole world
to see. Girls in Science National Grand Prize Winner. Aww yeah. That’s me. What
a great start to my day. As I walk from AP class to AP class, I know that
everyone knows who I am. I am the winner. My name is displayed. I know that
some people feel intimidated by my intelligence, but I try my best to be
humble. I mean, I have only taken 57 AP classes and only got a 49 on my ACT. I
could have done better, tried harder. I need to make sure I involve myself in
more extracurricular actives. What do I do today? Hmm. Well right after school I
need to go volunteer at the botanical gardens and make sure all the plants are
in perfect condition. No worries, the science guru can help any withering
flower. Once I am done there, I need to race (under 30 miles per hour) to the
barn. Trotting around an excited white ribbon horse is a breeze for this horse
whisperer. What time is it? 5:30 already?! Henry can’t be alone during the
dinner hour. I rush over to my night job as a busser and help Henry clean
tables. Our teamwork is unstoppable. Barker and I hold the national title for
fastest bussed table in the country. Yeah, it’s whatever. After the restaurant
is spotless, I head home to study. After I finish my 9.5 hours of homework, I write
a 6 page persuasive essay on why the biodegradable mechanisms of trash bags are
faulty. Hopefully it will win me another national title.
Of all the sarcasm and exaggerations in this blog, the aspect that really bothers me is the ribbon color. White ribbons stand for fourth place, which should not bother me, since I do not even know the whole ribbon color order. That might come from some upsetting horse show results though... But I really liked this blog, Becky! I thought it was funny and clever, however, I really hope no one actually sees me like this...
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