Wednesday, March 13, 2013

The Simple Fix

Dear Pathetic Girlfriend,

If he does not love you anymore, dump him first. Stop spending so much time worrying about why he does not like you, and find someone who cares for you.

Ms. Serensky

2 comments:

  1. I appreciate your brevity as well. Before I submitted my similar submission, I had typed out a long and elaborate connection to Gatsby. However, as you must have as well, I realized that Ms. Serensky would never say any of what I had written, leaving an irritated and abrupt post as the only possibility.

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  2. Becky your succinctness hits me as profoundly insightful and I appreciate the bold and direct stance you take in the response. I do concur that Ms. Serensky would undoubtedly respond abruptly and harshly, however I believe she would draw out her mocking in a more elongated manner. As someone who enjoys and recognizes sarcastic individuals, I believe Ms. Serensky might have made her sarcasm more thorough and complex to humiliate the girl even more.

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